H is for Hansen’s Moustache

Top facts from OR/SIA about the moustache of Matt Hansen, senior editor at Powder Magazine. 5. Hansen's moustache got carded at El Chanate. 4. Hansen's moustache is big enough to hide a fully grown Tom Bie. 3. Hansen's moustache can convey as many as three major emotions -- “happy,” “intrigued,” and “late for an appointment." 2. Hansen's moustache was so huge at OR/SIA, it needed its own trade show badge. 1. Hansen is no longer growing a moustache. The moustache is growing him.